You see, Ralph has spent the past days waking only for carrots and to trace across the apartment to new nap spots. There are a few midnight moments where he is found on the dramp and chilled rickety porch convinced California winter is like a summer get-away on a Hawaiian beach. Having just returned from the busy season at the North Pole, he tells me traveling via a magical sleigh, around the world in a single night, dancing on rooftops and delivering childhood dreams of material manufacturing, is quite exhausting. Must be like riding 3000 miles over two mountain ranges with a 4lb reindeer strapped to a rack of gear. But Ms. O'Reilly's new toy, the magical compass that points north, enthralled his 20 year old bones and exhaustion ceased for a moment. The idea that a plastic circular device was dropped on our doorstep and points directly to his home at the north pole, where his great master Santa inhabits, was a sign. And he, like the millions convinced that pages of a "sacred" book tell the truth of a man who walked on water, he too is now convinced the plastic hands that point north are a calling.
So I told him there is a trail in the mountains and it leads directly north. I didn't break the news that we aren't moving to the North Pole. But once the snow melts, since the humans who supply his carrot necessities are unwilling to accept the idea that icy mountains are a Hawaiian Vacation, together, our crew can hit that trailhead this summer. Starting just east of our over populated hippy town, we can trek north for weeks on large sections of a very famous Pacific trail. Convincing him of the delights: we would dodge all cars and the scenery could fill a memoir in memories, or at least a blog of spelling errors. Our chief editor would have to be lured along, and mama Joad, and there would be no crazy people obsessed with their cellular devices or in a hurry to get from point A to B. It may require a few nights of rehydrated chili and a wild and crazy mountain party with the beavers, but would also entail a loaded supply of carrot cake Clif Bars secured in a very bulky and heavy, unexciting, but trusty bear canister.
It was an easy sell. And that was that.